Ingredients:


1.3 gallons darkest ditch water
½ cup poisonous snake venom
3 tsp. shimmering batwing, ground
2 oz. cockroach legs
7 bloodsuckers in dank soil
7 centipedes, separated into small pieces
2 tsp. rat whiskers, finely minced
1 Tbs. Black Widow spider webs
1 tsp. quivering scorpion stingers
1 crushed snail with 4 inches attached slime
1 3-inch piece hemlock root, shaved
sprig of moldy nightshade
pinch of pulverized frog bones
2-4 dashes of sea urchin bitters, optional

Preparation:


Bring all to churning boil and bubble in medium cauldron, chanting frequently.  Simmer for at least 2 hours under a full moon.  Season to taste.